piewinchesters:

The problem with Les Miserables is you can say it wrong and sound like a douche or you can say it right and sound like a douche

(Source: evgeniemalkin)

gr0sse:

KIDS REACT TO existentialism and the inevitability of death

larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

(Source: octoberblood)

empress-of-derp:

onlyblackgirl:

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and kraft singles

That pack of kraft cheese got more singles than she do tho.

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neferbadmon:

naalieva:

I don’t give a damn, I’m going to reblog this gif every time when it’s the 1st of the month.

Turnnnnuppppp

(Source: johnnyaintdead)

pr1nceshawn:

Masculine Ways to Do Feminine Things by Dave Mercier.

(Source: College Humor)

teencry:

do you ever get so obsessed with a game that you start playing it in your head before you sleep

grumpygandalf:

we should stop calling plants poisonous and start calling them leafl

(Source: best-of-memes)

fuckingconversations:

wishuponawish:

hookandthedaggersxvx:

Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.

Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.

Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.

*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*

apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 

nagisa-momoes:

hes coming

(Source: nagimamis)

retronova:

truly a classic.